The World in Twitter Trends

Jan. 23-29 2012 

The World in Trends: The mostly ridiculous top twitter trends around the world (Jan. 23rd - 29th, 2012)

The World in Trends (January 23 – 29)

1.       Greyson is Gwapo
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Happy Year of the Dragon (Monday, Worldwide, Jan. 23, 7:23 a.m. EST)

2.       #HighSchoolMemories (#1)
Rihanna Thug Life (Worldwide, , Jan. 25, 6:14 p.m. EST)
#middleschoolmemories (Wednedsay #1, Las Vegas, Jan. 25, 3:14 p.m. PST)

3.       Justin has Major Swag (Worldwide, Saturday, Jan. 28, 4:19 p.m. EST)

4. #idontcan and RIP Adele trending Worldwide

5.       I’ve lost faith in humanity (not really, it’s just twitter is run by people with the mental capacity of narcissistic preteens, beginning to question why I spend any time on it at all).

Jan. 16-22 2012 

The World in Trends: The mostly ridiculous top twitter trends around the world (Jan. 16th - 22nd, 2012)

  1. #ThingsMLKWouldntApproveOf (Houston #1, Monday, Jan. 16, 11:29 a.m. CST)
     Jon Huntsman (Boston, Monday, Jan. 16, 12:29 p.m. EST)
     Kentucky Fried Children (Mexico City, Monday, Jan. 16, 11:29 a.m. CST)
     
  2. DEA (Santo Domingo, Tuesday, Jan. 17, 3:33 p.m. AST)
    Cougar Town (Canada, Tuesday, Jan. 17, 11:33 a.m PST – 2:33 p.m. EST)
    #RandomWhiteNBAPlayer (Harrisburg, Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2:33 p.m. EST)
    #GetCurveAppeal (Promoted – Worldwide)
     
  3. Take Facebook Down (Miami, Wednesday, Jan. 18, 5:32 p.m. EST)
    Save Porn (Washington D.C. Wednesday, Jan. 18, 5:33 p.m. EST)
    #IfTheyDontGiveHead (Washington D.C. #1, Wednesday, Jan. 18, 5:33 p.m. EST)
     
  4. Lebron is 9-2 vs Kobe (Cleveland, Thursday, Jan. 19, 2:15 p.m. EST)
    KODAK (Dublin, Thursday, Jan. 19, 7:15 p.m. GMT)*
    Happy National Popcorn Day (Mexico City, Thursday, Jan. 19, 1:15 p.m. CST)
     
  5. El FBI (Argentina, Thursday, Jan. 19, 7:44 p.m. ART)
    #LiesNaijaGirlsTell (Nigeria, Thursday, Jan. 19, 11:44 p.m. WAT)
    #GypsyBlood (United Kingdom, Thursday, Jan. 19, 10:44 p.m. GMT)
     
  6. #poorestpersononTV (United States, Friday, Jan. 20, 12:28 p.m. EST)
    World War Web (France, Friday, Jan. 20, 6:28 p.m. CET)
    Satanic Verses (Mumbai, Friday, Jan. 20, 10:58 p.m. IST)
     
  7. Stupid Hoe (United States, Friday, Jan. 20, 8:07 p.m. EST)
     
  8. #ireallymiss
    Justin is JustIncredible
    #ReplaceBritneySongsWithCheetos
    #YouKnowYoureDrunkWhen 
    Rihanna My Legacy 
    Jasmine Is Our Inspiration
    Cody is Talented
    Heidi Klum and Seal
    Selena Is A Great Role Model
    Clint Dempsey (United States, Saturday, Jan. 21, 12:56 p.m. EST)**
     
  9. #mustybutthole (Worldwide #1, Saturday, Jan. 21, 4:01 p.m. EST)
    #CanSomeoneExplainToMeWhy (Worldwide #2, Saturday, Jan. 21, 4:01 p.m. EST)
     
  10. CBS Sports incorrectly proclaims the death of legend Joe Paterno (Saturday Night)
    RIP Joe Paterno (Sunday)

*Kodak Files for Bankruptcy
**MERICUH

Jan. 9-15 2012

The World in Trends: The mostly ridiculous top twitter trends around the world (Jan. 9nd - 15th, 2012)

  1. #1ThingIFindSexy (Monterrey #1, Monday, Jan. 9, 11:40 a.m. CST)
     #1ThingIFindSexy (Germany #1, Monday,  Jan. 9, 6:40 p.m. CET)
     #SaveNigeria (Nigeria #1, Monday,  Jan. 9, 6:40 p.m. WAT)
    #1ThingIFindSexy (Nigeria #2, Monday,  Jan. 9, 6:40 p.m. WAT)
     
  2.  #IThinkOomf (Austin #1, Tuesday, Jan. 10, 5:46 p.m. CST)
    #BiggerThanNickiMinajsButt (Washington D.C., Tuesday, Jan. 10, 6:46 p.m. EST)
     Page 10 of 366 (Singapore, Wednesday, Jan. 11, 7:46 a.m. SGT)*
     
  3. #YoloIsNotAnExcuse (United States, Thursday, Jan. 12, 1:13 p.m. EST)
    #WrongSongsToPlayInPrison (Canada #1, Thursday, Jan. 12 10:13 a.m. PST)
    Smilers Radiating Love (Mexico, Thursday, Jan. 12, 11:13 a.m. MST)
     
  4. Justin Papacito Sensual Bieber (Argentina, Friday, Jan. 13, 3:51 p.m. ART)
    Chris Brown Forever (France, Friday, Jan. 13, 7:51 p.m. CET)
    lol :P (Malaysia, Saturday, Jan. 14, 2:51 a.m. MYT) 
     
  5. #ThingsWeFindHot (Seattle, Friday, Jan. 13, 10:51 a.m. PST)
    教育長が職務命令 / Job instruction training length – (Japan, Saturday, Jan. 14, 3:51 a.m. JST)
    今春卒業式 / Spring graduation training ceremony – (Japan, Saturday, Jan. 14 3:51 a.m. JST)
     
  6. Titanic (Italy, Saturday, Jan. 14, 7:45 p.m. CET)
    Page 15 of 366 (Jakarta, Sunday, Jan. 15, 1:45 a.m. WIT)
    #GreenDayFamily (Colombia, Saturday, Jan. 14, 1:45 p.m. COT)
     
  7. Jurassic Park (Manchester, Saturday, Jan. 14, 6:45 p.m. GMT)
    Grimshaw’s Bunchy Vibes (Glasgow, Saturday. Jan. 14, 6:45 p.m. GMT)
    Wolves (London, Saturday, Jan. 14, 6:45 p.m. GMT)
     
  8. Astronauts Love Simple Plan (Argentina, Saturday, Jan. 14, 3:45 p.m. ART)
    Welcome to The Black Parade (Barquisimeto, Saturday, Jan. 14, 2:45 p.m. VET)
    #ThatOneFriendWho
    #WhenIGetBored
    #YouNeedANewBoyfriend
    Demi Lovato Is Our Hero
    Forever Supporting Liz Gillies
    Smart & Sexy
    Our Hearts Belong to Jonas
    Fast 2 Furious
    Cute & Crazy (New Haven, Saturday, Jan. 14, 1:45 p.m. EST)**
     
  9. #youknowyoughettowhen (Philadelphia #1, Saturday, Jan. 14, 8:38 p.m. EST)
    #WaysToGetWomenMad (Richmond, Saturday, Jan. 14, 8:38 p.m. EST)
    #torontoslang (Montreal #1, Saturday, Jan. 14, 8:38 p.m. EST)
     
  10. Proud of Harry Potter (Spain, Sunday, Jan. 15, 5:46 p.m. CET)
    #LesbianForDemi (Ireland, Sunday, Jan. 15, 4:46 p.m. GMT)***
    #ProudDirectionerBecause (Peru #1, Sunday, Jan. 15, 11:46 a.m. PET)


 *Everyday this Page () of 366 continues, a Mayan roles over in its grave, shrieking “356, YOU DUMMY!”::: Over/Under – Page 37

** It’s true, twitter is run by teeny boppers (is that still a relevant term?). Also, I beat my own American ass when I read that from top to bottom.
***Nothing says “you’re an idiot” quite like these types of trends

Jan. 2-8 2012

The World in Trends: The mostly ridiculous top twitter trends around the world (Jan. 2nd - 8th, 2012)

  1. #lessambitiousrocksongs (Tampa, Monday, Jan. 2, 1:50 p.m. EST)
     Petrol (Nigeria, Monday, Jan. 2, 7:50 p.m. WAT)
     Sister Act 2 (France, Monday, Jan. 2, 7:50 p.m. CET)

     
  2. #ReasonsWhyImSexy (Sacramento, Tuesday, Jan. 3, 9:53 a.m. PST)
    #twittaserie (Italy, Tuesday, Jan. 3, 6:53 p.m. CET)*
    #CombatesParaMortalKombat (Caracas, Tuesday, Jan. 3, 1:23 p.m. VET)**

     
  3.  How Great Is Our God (Worldwide #1, Wednesday, Jan. 4, 12:34 a.m. GMT)
     Hakuna Matata (Bogotá, Tuesday, Jan. 3, 7:34 p.m. COT)
     Happy New Year (Mumbai, Wednesday, Jan. 4, 6:04 a.m. IST)

     
  4. Sean Connery (Madrid #1, Wednesday, Jan. 4, 7:30 a.m. CET)
    #CheatersSA  (Johannesburg, Wednesday, Jan. 4, 8:30 a.m. SAST)
    Free Tacos (Vancouver, Tuesday Jan. 3, 10:30 p.m. PST)***

     
  5.  #OldFashionedVideoGames (San Francisco #1, Wednesday, Jan. 4, 10:44 a.m. PST)
    Khloe K Is Flawless (Tallahassee, Wednesday, Jan. 4, 1:44 p.m. EST)
    #replaceAbiebersongwithCheese (Kuala Lumpur, Thursday, Jan. 5, 2:44 a.m.,  MYT)

     
  6. Russians (Montreal, Thursday, Jan. 5, 11:55 p.m. EST)
    #WhatSingleGirlsSay (San Diego, Thursday, Jan. 5, 8:55 p.m. PST)
    #YoureNotMyType (Dallas Fort-Worth, Thursday, Jan. 5, 10:55 p.m. CST)

     
  7.  Patch Adams (Buenos Aires, Friday, Jan. 6, 1:37 a.m. AST)
    #InAnAfricanHouse (Dublin, Friday, Jan. 6, 4:37 a.m. GMT)
    #frutoprohibido (Santiago, Friday, Jan. 6, 1:37 a.m. CLST)****

     
  8. #ThingsBlackFolksScaredOf (Raleigh, Friday, Jan. 6, 12:20 p.m. EST)
    #AfterClubTexts (United Kingdom, Friday, Jan. 6, 5:20 p.m. GMT)
    Megan Fox (Turkey, Friday, Jan. 6, 7:20 p.m. EET)

     
  9.  緊急情報 - Emergency Information (Tokyo, Saturday Jan. 7, 2:20 a.m. JST)
    七草粥 - Rice porridge with seven herbs (Tokyo, Saturday, Jan. 7, 2:20 a.m. JST)
    #ガクショク - #Scholarship (Tokyo, Saturday, Jan. 7, 2:20 a.m. JST)

     
  10.  #100thingsihate (Worldwide #1, Sunday, Jan. 8, 5:15 p.m. GMT)
    Blue Ivy (Worldwide, Sunday, Jan. 8, 5:15 p.m. GMT)*****
    RIP Belieber Angel Lizzie (Maracaibo, Jan. 8, 12:45 p.m. VET) 
     

notes

*(http://www.ilpost.it/2012/01/03/trame-di-serie-tv-in-140-caratteri/ Italian’s summarizing TV series plots in 140 characters. Use Google Chrome to translate and laugh
** Dream Mortal Kombat fights http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1642672685/IMG_0344_normal.JPGdyegoceli #CombatesParaMortalKombat Forrest Gump vs Flash
Parra Giselt @ MemeAdictaGiselt Parra #CombatesParaMortalKombat La boca de boca’s Steven Tyler Vs Mick Jaggerr (The mouth of mouth’s)
*** http://lakeshowlife.com/2012/01/03/lakers-offense-comes-to-life-in-108-99-win-over-rockets/ Free tacos available for Staples Center crowd, only in L.A., the trend spread across the West Coast of North America.
 **** Forbidden fruit
*****http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/01/report-beyonce-checks-into-new-york-hospital-/1 “She and her husband, Jay-Z, are said to have rented out fourth floor… Lenox Hill Hospital… for $1.3 million. <- If you think this is ballin’, I hate you.